Geez what is up with this hotel? First, a mysterious invitation, then we can't leave, and there's all kinds of stuff going on with the design!

I only accepted the invitation because I thought the rest of the SOS-dan had found some sort of weird and awesome thing and wanted to show it to me. Then I come here, and they're not even here! At least I've gotten to see all sorts of abnormal people! Aliens, espers, and time travelers have to be here. I just have to find them now!

Why isn't Kyon here at least? He should be by my side at all times, the idiot.

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